actually, I'm a sock model
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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