come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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