no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think my mom watched the whole time
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Man, jail baloney is awful.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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