He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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