Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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