perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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