Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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