i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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