omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
