i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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