Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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