I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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