Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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