She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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