So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so let's talk penis.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.