Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.