is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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