you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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