the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
No subtext here. People are naked.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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