My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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