member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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