We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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