I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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