you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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