like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
as a side note pls kill me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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