Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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