Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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