I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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