BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My breasts were aching with rage.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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