I won't be sarcastic... just naked
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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