i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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