so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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