I'm really into asian looking animals
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
