found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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