i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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