And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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