I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
