oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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