THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
