The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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