your thong is hanging out like whoa
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
vagina is talking i cant
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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