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  it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense

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• (914): View more from New York

  i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals

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• (360): View more from Washington

  why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?

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• (682): View more from Texas

  If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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