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  What should our trivia night team be named?

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  Define Statutory

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

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  that's gum

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US

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  Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.

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• (909): View more from California

  I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (518): View more from New York

  I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.

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• (646): View more from New York

  NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

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  Send it to me

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  Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.

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