Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

  (313): View more from Michigan

  you mean his girlfriend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl (313): you mean his girlfriend http://tfl.nu/d9fr
  Replies (3) Good night (717) Bad night (1178)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed. http://tfl.nu/22a9
  Replies (4) Good night (971) Bad night (1799)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention." http://tfl.nu/toh6
  Replies (15) Good night (2621) Bad night (797)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina... http://tfl.nu/9yjk
  Replies (15) Good night (2995) Bad night (654)
• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  How was last night?

  (334): View more from Alabama

  She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): How was last night? (334): She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast. http://tfl.nu/qxti
  Replies (2) Good night (669) Bad night (2295)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen http://tfl.nu/ycl6
  Replies (27) Good night (2743) Bad night (1070)
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

  (1-314): View more from Missouri

  Me specifically?

  (903): View more from Texas

  Yep.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): Today in psych we learned that you are a whore. (1-314): Me specifically? (903): Yep. http://tfl.nu/w818
  Replies (44) Good night (9842) Bad night (1319)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life http://tfl.nu/jc1p
  Replies (13) Good night (3820) Bad night (1283)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left. http://tfl.nu/59ww
  Replies (38) Good night (1856) Bad night (8575)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex. http://tfl.nu/lyw2
  Replies (10) Good night (4976) Bad night (1063)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big http://tfl.nu/le84
  Replies (12) Good night (2051) Bad night (2963)
• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off http://tfl.nu/essr
  Replies (9) Good night (2515) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you? http://tfl.nu/y550
  Replies (2) Good night (1125) Bad night (445)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...." http://tfl.nu/2b45
  Replies (5) Good night (930) Bad night (2171)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me. http://tfl.nu/ddqk
  Replies (3) Good night (428) Bad night (997)

Randomize