SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.