We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
soo... how was my night?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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