Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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