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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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