This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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