ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
someone owes me an orgasm
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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