he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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