so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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