Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
