i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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