Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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