Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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