Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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