the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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