Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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