just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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