I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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