I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
zippers are such a cool invention
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
and you fell through a lawn chair
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Come on in and take your pants off
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