Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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