Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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