We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I love having hate sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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