What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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